October 2015

5 Ways to Deal With Having a Chart That Sucks

Across your adventures in astrological navel gazing, you may have pored over the concepts of essential dignity and rationalized away your chart’s clear shortcomings until you could no longer ignore the inexorable truth: Your chart sucks. My mum was an astrology enthusiast who tried to elect my birth for maximum astrological advantage. Instead, I decided to

Top 10 Problems Astrologers Have That Are Just the Worst

10) Astrological Terminology Misuse and Abuse Terms and buzzwords/phrases that give me diabetes and other preventable ailments: It’s astrologer, not astrologist. It’s conjoining, not conjuncting. It’s “Mercury is retrograde”, not “Mercury is in retrograde”. It’s [Planet] in [Sign], not [Sign] in [Planet]. Instead of energy, try using a thesaurus. Instead of consciousness, try, well, anything else. Instead

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