January 2017

Netflix and Chill: I Can’t Even Neptune How Pisces This Is Right Now

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Neptune, the planet of illusion and fantasy, was discovered in 1848. In that same year, celluloid was first created, the substance that would make the cinematic art form possible, a direct projection of one’s imagination, the pinnacle of illusion and fantasy. Neptune’s transits through the signs of the zodiac and major planetary aspects are essentially […]

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What the Internet Apparently NEEDS TO KNOW About You And Your Sun Sign

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Me: Hey Internet, it’s me again. Internet: HEY LOOK HERE’S A TRUMP THANG Me: Get that orange boil out of my face. Internet: TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP Me: *X out* Internet: TRUMP Me: *Scroll down* Internet: TRUMPETY TRUMPETY TRUMP Me: GAH that’s sort of the point, I need something else right now, even the slightest

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Astrological Jargon According To Someone Who Has No Clue What It Means

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Me: So, beyond sun signs and vague notions about planetary correspondences, you affirm that you don’t know anything about astrology, including its peculiar terminology and fancy jargon? Them: Correct. Me: So I’m going to read you a list of words, one right after the other, and I want you to tell me what you think they

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