5) Twins While twins are an interesting and challenging problem for astrology, it’s not an insurmountable one. In my talk “Little Lots and Arabic Parts: Big Differences in Similar Charts” at last year’s ISAR conference, I demonstrated how you can differentiate between the charts of twins using Lots and Zodiacal Releasing. The problem is that
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After actually being shocked again by a prominent person who appeared not to know who Frederick Douglass is, I figured I can do better than just be shocked. Instead, I’m going to write about one of my favorite stories from African-American history – the story of Nat Turner. I like it because of its direct
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Neptune, the planet of illusion and fantasy, was discovered in 1848. In that same year, celluloid was first created, the substance that would make the cinematic art form possible, a direct projection of one’s imagination, the pinnacle of illusion and fantasy. Neptune’s transits through the signs of the zodiac and major planetary aspects are essentially
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Me: Hey Internet, it’s me again. Internet: HEY LOOK HERE’S A TRUMP THANG Me: Get that orange boil out of my face. Internet: TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP Me: *X out* Internet: TRUMP Me: *Scroll down* Internet: TRUMPETY TRUMPETY TRUMP Me: GAH that’s sort of the point, I need something else right now, even the slightest
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Excuse me, just putting on my mental hazmat suit. There we go, now it’s on. Just letting you know I will not be normalizing Donald Trump now or ever. However to understand his chart, we will have to understand him as a person. And to understand Trump as a person means understanding extremely normal things
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Trigger Warning: If you’re a Trump fan, you might still find some things useful in this article, but you should know I rip on him because it is my constitutional right and because he totally deserves it. I don’t kiss rings, least of all for a person as honestly despicable as Donald Trump. If you
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Me: So, beyond sun signs and vague notions about planetary correspondences, you affirm that you don’t know anything about astrology, including its peculiar terminology and fancy jargon? Them: Correct. Me: So I’m going to read you a list of words, one right after the other, and I want you to tell me what you think they
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All right let’s get this out of the way. I. WAS. WRONG. I’m not here to disavow my past statements – I take full responsibility for everything I’ve said about it, and readily admit that I was wrong. I just want to explore why I was wrong. Congrats to the minority of astrologers who called
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UPDATE: Yep, I failed to correctly predict the 2016 election outcome. Keep reading though. On November 8th 2016, Donald Trump appeared to win the 2016 election through the winner-take-all system of the electoral college, despite losing the popular vote to Hillary Clinton by nearly 3 million votes. As an astrologer, citizen and person, I found this
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In at least 5 days, we will hopefully know who won the 2016 US presidential election. Scottish astrologer Mark Cullen has been cullin‘ (HA!) astrological predictions about the 2016 elections from around the web into one big post on Skyscript. Out of 47 public predictions, 67.4% have predicted a Clinton victory (including me) and 32.6% have
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