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9 Things That Will Make Astrologers Go ಠ_ಠ

4 Comments / Funny, Just for Fun, Listicle, Uncategorized / Patrick Watson

Here is a list of things that should make any astrologer go ಠ_ಠ. Be forewarned: you may want to get some pillows for all the palmface/headdesk combos you’re about to endure. The big takeaway: some people really, really struggle with the zodiac. 1. This fucking armillary sphere is out to goddamn lunch. ಠ_ಠ DERP. Because that’s […]

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5 Lifehacks Every Astrologer Should Know

5 Comments / Listicle, Uncategorized / Patrick Watson

I realize the lifehack to this lifehack list is basically “Use an ephemeris or astrology software”. But even I, as someone from the tech-addled millennial generation can recognize the value of not exporting all brain functions to software and apps. There are some ways in which making quick calculations in your head enable you to

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