Here is a list of things that should make any astrologer go ಠ_ಠ. Be forewarned: you may want to get some pillows for all the palmface/headdesk combos you’re about to endure. The big takeaway: some people really, really struggle with the zodiac.

1. This fucking armillary sphere is out to goddamn lunch.

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DERP. Because that’s how the zodiac goes, of course.

2. Your crazy aunt’s all caps chain emails can’t even zodiac.

If you’re going to say astrology is the devil, at least acknowledge the proper order of the signs. Horror-scopes.

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3. “Because fuck Leo and the proper direction of the zodiac” – a Capricorn designer.

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Plus, “Believe in your Star”, wtf?

4. “Because fuck Capricorn AND Leo AND the proper direction of the zodiac” – some Libra designer, to keep things fair.

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5. Why not just fuck the whole zodiac?

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You can get all the signs of the zodiac completely out of order in 4 colors.

6. You can also get them out of order and haphazardly oriented in this horrific color scheme.

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But this isn’t chaotic enough. We need to really fuck up the zodiac to nightmarish proportions.

7. Bro, can you even zodiac?

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But you know what? Getting the whole zodiac right is kind of hard. What if we just tried to focus on getting one sign right?

8. Taurus, the sign of the…

…Crab?

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Okay, well matching  one symbol with the correct image must be too hard. What if we focused on just getting one symbol right?

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YOU HAD ONE JOB.

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