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Netflix and Chill: I Can’t Even Neptune How Pisces This Is Right Now

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Neptune, the planet of illusion and fantasy, was discovered in 1848. In that same year, celluloid was first created, the substance that would make the cinematic art form possible, a direct projection of one’s imagination, the pinnacle of illusion and fantasy. Neptune’s transits through the signs of the zodiac and major planetary aspects are essentially […]

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Venus Retrograde in Aries and Donald Trump’s Penis (NSFW, Duh)

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Excuse me, just putting on my mental hazmat suit. There we go, now it’s on. Just letting you know I will not be normalizing Donald Trump now or ever. However to understand his chart, we will have to understand him as a person. And to understand Trump as a person means understanding extremely normal things

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Uranus the ‘Fuck You’ Planet: Donald Trump Up Uranus

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Trigger Warning: If you’re a Trump fan, you might still find some things useful in this article, but you should know I rip on him because it is my constitutional right and because he totally deserves it. I don’t kiss rings, least of all for a person as honestly despicable as Donald Trump. If you

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How I Done Fucked Up Predicting the 2016 Election Straight Up

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All right let’s get this out of the way. I. WAS. WRONG. I’m not here to disavow my past statements – I take full responsibility for everything I’ve said about it, and readily admit that I was wrong. I just want to explore why I was wrong. Congrats to the minority of astrologers who called

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Longest of Longshots: Mercury Retrograde Conjunct Pluto in Capricorn

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UPDATE: Yep, I failed to correctly predict the 2016 election outcome. Keep reading though. On November 8th 2016, Donald Trump appeared to win the 2016 election through the winner-take-all system of the electoral college, despite losing the popular vote to Hillary Clinton by nearly 3 million votes. As an astrologer, citizen and person, I found this

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FLOWCHART: Why You Predicted the 2016 Election Incorrectly

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In at least 5 days, we will hopefully know who won the 2016 US presidential election. Scottish astrologer Mark Cullen has been cullin‘ (HA!) astrological predictions about the 2016 elections from around the web into one big post on Skyscript. Out of 47 public predictions, 67.4% have predicted a Clinton victory (including me) and 32.6% have

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Not That Into Baseball But Here You Go: 2016 World Series Prediction

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For full disclosure: Never been that into baseball. Or sports in general. Always been more content to sit on my ass shaving off years of my life with more cerebral activities. Y’know, healthy living. I have a cadent Mars in detriment, let’s put it that way. In any case, my wife is a big fan

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ISAR 2016, Penfield, WSJ, WAPO: What Even Is My Life Right Now

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Now I realize you don’t read this blog to read about me, but so much has happened. So. Much. The past month has been the most surreal time in my life. First, a little history. Back in April 2012 after I released my prediction with Chris Brennan that Obama would win the 2012 elections, we

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What Happens To Astrology Once We Aren’t Born On Earth?

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Dear astrologers in 2116 and beyond, So many times you wish you could ask astrologers in the past about what they would have said about the present time. Every generation hopes the next will make greater discoveries and push our understanding further, but history shows us that astrology survives on the fringes, in stops and

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Your Astrology Guide to the 2016 Presidential Debates: Round 2

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UPDATE: Yep, I failed to correctly predict the 2016 election outcome. Keep reading though. The second presidential debate takes place from 8-9:30 pm (CDT) on Sunday October 9th 2016 in St. Louis Missouri. The Ascendant at 8 pm is 8 Gemini. At 9:23:13 pm, the Ascendant switches to Cancer and at the end of the debate, 1

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