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9 Things That Will Make Astrologers Go ಠ_ಠ

Here is a list of things that should make any astrologer go ಠ_ಠ. Be forewarned: you may want to get some pillows for all the palmface/headdesk combos you’re about to endure. The big takeaway: some people really, really struggle with the zodiac. 1. This fucking armillary sphere is out to goddamn lunch. ಠ_ಠ DERP. Because that’s

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Julián and Joaquín Castro’s Birth Times Discovered

Julián and Joaquín Castro are rising stars in the Democratic Party. Amazingly, both twins went into politics. Joaquín is a Congressman in Texas, while Julian was the mayor of San Antonio, currently the HUD Secretary and on Clinton’s VP nominee short list. Amazing to everyone that is, except to astrologers. Luckily for us, the fact that they are

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Pick the Topic of My Hypothetical ISAR Talk and Win a Free Horary!

So…say I hypothetically have a hypothetical chance of hypothetically speaking at the ISAR conference this October, hypothetically. I’d love to know what you’d like me to hypothetically talk about! Comment on the blog, on my Facebook page or my Twitter and I will totally consider your hypothetical suggestions. The person who gives me the winning

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What Astrology Would Be Like If Millennials Invented (Ruined) It

I was recently struck by a statement made by astrologer Samuel F. Reynolds in his “To Unlock Astrology”, a draft of a manifesto for a new Humanist astrology. Although astrology has been a global project, it’s not been a project free of power plays and assertions. For starters, the names we use for the planets

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Overcombing and Hilling Rays: 2016 US Election Prediction

UPDATE: Yep, I failed to correctly predict the 2016 election outcome. Keep reading though. Welp. We’re finally here. The lights are dimming, letting everyone know to come to their seats because the show is about to start. Obama is outtie, and the job is now up to Hillary “Whoop-De-Doo” Clinton or Donald “You Gotta Be Fucking

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