Trigger Warning: If you’re a Trump fan, you might still find some things useful in this article, but you should know I rip on him because it is my constitutional right and because he totally deserves it. I don’t kiss rings, least of all for a person as honestly despicable as Donald Trump. If you
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All right let’s get this out of the way. I. WAS. WRONG. I’m not here to disavow my past statements – I take full responsibility for everything I’ve said about it, and readily admit that I was wrong. I just want to explore why I was wrong. Congrats to the minority of astrologers who called
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UPDATE: Yep, I failed to correctly predict the 2016 election outcome. Keep reading though. On November 8th 2016, Donald Trump appeared to win the 2016 election through the winner-take-all system of the electoral college, despite losing the popular vote to Hillary Clinton by nearly 3 million votes. As an astrologer, citizen and person, I found this
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In at least 5 days, we will hopefully know who won the 2016 US presidential election. Scottish astrologer Mark Cullen has been cullin‘ (HA!) astrological predictions about the 2016 elections from around the web into one big post on Skyscript. Out of 47 public predictions, 67.4% have predicted a Clinton victory (including me) and 32.6% have
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For full disclosure: Never been that into baseball. Or sports in general. Always been more content to sit on my ass shaving off years of my life with more cerebral activities. Y’know, healthy living. I have a cadent Mars in detriment, let’s put it that way. In any case, my wife is a big fan
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Now I realize you don’t read this blog to read about me, but so much has happened. So. Much. The past month has been the most surreal time in my life. First, a little history. Back in April 2012 after I released my prediction with Chris Brennan that Obama would win the 2012 elections, we
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Dear astrologers in 2116 and beyond, So many times you wish you could ask astrologers in the past about what they would have said about the present time. Every generation hopes the next will make greater discoveries and push our understanding further, but history shows us that astrology survives on the fringes, in stops and
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UPDATE: Yep, I failed to correctly predict the 2016 election outcome. Keep reading though. The second presidential debate takes place from 8-9:30 pm (CDT) on Sunday October 9th 2016 in St. Louis Missouri. The Ascendant at 8 pm is 8 Gemini. At 9:23:13 pm, the Ascendant switches to Cancer and at the end of the debate, 1
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My god. This week. Required background materials needed for this post: Pour yourself a drink, stretch and get comfortable. Read this article in the Wall Street Journal. Listen to this episode of the Astrology Podcast featuring myself and Chris Brennan. Read this ISAR announcement. Read my response to it. Watch the following video: Process all
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UPDATE: Yep, I failed to correctly predict the 2016 election outcome. Keep reading though. The 2016 Vice Presidential debate will take place between Democratic Virginia Senator Tim Kaine and Republican Indiana Governor Mike Pence on Tuesday October 4th 2016, starting at 9 pm in Farmville, Virginia. Wait, wait, there’s an actual Farmville? It’s not just a
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