The first episode of BigFatAstroVlog is here! It is titled Bannon, Uranus and Yods, How Bow Dah? This episode tackles the following topics: #hotpieceofastro – The astrology of the “Cash Me Ousside How Bow Dah” internet meme #smellslikeastro – Bannon’s fascination with the astrology-ish Fourth Turning generational cycle theory and Uranus in Gemini #paininmyastro – […]
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So you might have noticed…patrickwatsonastrologer.com has turned into bigfatastro.com. But that’s not all! I thought to myself, y’know, what do my readers really want? Clearly you want to see my Big Fat As…tro Vlog! It’s a new show centered on astrology topics such as #smellslikeastro, #paininmyastro, #hotpieceofastro, #rightupyourastro and more! It should be mildly amusing
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5) Twins While twins are an interesting and challenging problem for astrology, it’s not an insurmountable one. In my talk “Little Lots and Arabic Parts: Big Differences in Similar Charts” at last year’s ISAR conference, I demonstrated how you can differentiate between the charts of twins using Lots and Zodiacal Releasing. The problem is that
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After actually being shocked again by a prominent person who appeared not to know who Frederick Douglass is, I figured I can do better than just be shocked. Instead, I’m going to write about one of my favorite stories from African-American history – the story of Nat Turner. I like it because of its direct
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Neptune, the planet of illusion and fantasy, was discovered in 1848. In that same year, celluloid was first created, the substance that would make the cinematic art form possible, a direct projection of one’s imagination, the pinnacle of illusion and fantasy. Neptune’s transits through the signs of the zodiac and major planetary aspects are essentially
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Me: Hey Internet, it’s me again. Internet: HEY LOOK HERE’S A TRUMP THANG Me: Get that orange boil out of my face. Internet: TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP Me: *X out* Internet: TRUMP Me: *Scroll down* Internet: TRUMPETY TRUMPETY TRUMP Me: GAH that’s sort of the point, I need something else right now, even the slightest
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Excuse me, just putting on my mental hazmat suit. There we go, now it’s on. Just letting you know I will not be normalizing Donald Trump now or ever. However to understand his chart, we will have to understand him as a person. And to understand Trump as a person means understanding extremely normal things
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Trigger Warning: If you’re a Trump fan, you might still find some things useful in this article, but you should know I rip on him because it is my constitutional right and because he totally deserves it. I don’t kiss rings, least of all for a person as honestly despicable as Donald Trump. If you
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Me: So, beyond sun signs and vague notions about planetary correspondences, you affirm that you don’t know anything about astrology, including its peculiar terminology and fancy jargon? Them: Correct. Me: So I’m going to read you a list of words, one right after the other, and I want you to tell me what you think they
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All right let’s get this out of the way. I. WAS. WRONG. I’m not here to disavow my past statements – I take full responsibility for everything I’ve said about it, and readily admit that I was wrong. I just want to explore why I was wrong. Congrats to the minority of astrologers who called
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