Dear astrologers in 2116 and beyond, So many times you wish you could ask astrologers in the past about what they would have said about the present time. Every generation hopes the next will make greater discoveries and push our understanding further, but history shows us that astrology survives on the fringes, in stops and
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UPDATE: Yep, I failed to correctly predict the 2016 election outcome. Keep reading though. The third and final 2016 presidential debate will take place on October 19th 2016, starting at 6 pm in Las Vegas, Nevada. Venus in Sagittarius vs Mars in Capricorn (conjunct Pluto) So far in the debates, Hillary seemed to be represented by
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UPDATE: Yep, I failed to correctly predict the 2016 election outcome. Keep reading though. The second presidential debate takes place from 8-9:30 pm (CDT) on Sunday October 9th 2016 in St. Louis Missouri. The Ascendant at 8 pm is 8 Gemini. At 9:23:13 pm, the Ascendant switches to Cancer and at the end of the debate, 1
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My god. This week. Required background materials needed for this post: Pour yourself a drink, stretch and get comfortable. Read this article in the Wall Street Journal. Listen to this episode of the Astrology Podcast featuring myself and Chris Brennan. Read this ISAR announcement. Read my response to it. Watch the following video: Process all
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UPDATE: Yep, I failed to correctly predict the 2016 election outcome. Keep reading though. The 2016 Vice Presidential debate will take place between Democratic Virginia Senator Tim Kaine and Republican Indiana Governor Mike Pence on Tuesday October 4th 2016, starting at 9 pm in Farmville, Virginia. Wait, wait, there’s an actual Farmville? It’s not just a
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UPDATE: Yep, I failed to correctly predict the 2016 election outcome. Keep reading though. Since releasing Tim Kaine’s chart, I haven’t seen anyone really dive into it yet. A lot of us are going to be seeing him in action for the first time in his vice presidential debate against Mike Pence on October 4th. I
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UPDATE 9/27/16: Mr. Penfield has decided to release the birth time he discovered in the next ISAR online newsletter, most likely by October 3rd Dear Mr. Penfield, I don’t know you. You probably don’t know me. Here’s what I do know – you’re going to be making an announcement about a purported verified birth time
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UPDATE: Yep, I failed to correctly predict the 2016 election outcome. Keep reading though. We’re finally here. Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton will throw down in the first of three presidential debates on September 26th 2016, @9-10-:30 pm, in Hempstead, NY (Nassau County). Here is the chart. House Clinton, House Trump How should we interpret this?
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Yes, I’m a bit of a hardass with horary questions, but I like to minimize ambiguity in my horary practice so this is what makes sense to me. I’ve written up my thoughts on this before in great detail, but I figured this flowchart might be more accessible. If you feel a raging horary coming
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I suppose you could say this is kind of a sequel to my past article “Top 10 Problems Astrologers Have That Are Just the Worst”. People have asked me why my articles tend to skew towards the negative and profane. And the answer is, because it’s funny. Though the more I thought about it, being
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