Yes, I’m a bit of a hardass with horary questions, but I like to minimize ambiguity in my horary practice so this is what makes sense to me. I’ve written up my thoughts on this before in great detail, but I figured this flowchart might be more accessible. If you feel a raging horary coming
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I suppose you could say this is kind of a sequel to my past article “Top 10 Problems Astrologers Have That Are Just the Worst”. People have asked me why my articles tend to skew towards the negative and profane. And the answer is, because it’s funny. Though the more I thought about it, being
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Here is a list of things that should make any astrologer go ಠ_ಠ. Be forewarned: you may want to get some pillows for all the palmface/headdesk combos you’re about to endure. The big takeaway: some people really, really struggle with the zodiac. 1. This fucking armillary sphere is out to goddamn lunch. ಠ_ಠ DERP. Because that’s
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Julián and Joaquín Castro are rising stars in the Democratic Party. Amazingly, both twins went into politics. Joaquín is a Congressman in Texas, while Julian was the mayor of San Antonio, currently the HUD Secretary and on Clinton’s VP nominee short list. Amazing to everyone that is, except to astrologers. Luckily for us, the fact that they are
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So…say I hypothetically have a hypothetical chance of hypothetically speaking at the ISAR conference this October, hypothetically. I’d love to know what you’d like me to hypothetically talk about! Comment on the blog, on my Facebook page or my Twitter and I will totally consider your hypothetical suggestions. The person who gives me the winning
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I was recently struck by a statement made by astrologer Samuel F. Reynolds in his “To Unlock Astrology”, a draft of a manifesto for a new Humanist astrology. Although astrology has been a global project, it’s not been a project free of power plays and assertions. For starters, the names we use for the planets
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I got Tim Kaine’s birth time! ‘Who dat be?’ you ask. Well, he be a US Senator from Virginia, former Virginia governor and former chairman of the DNC. So, y’know, a slouch. He’s the guy who looks like a jolly uncle version of Joe McCarthy if he had gotten the Ted Cruz botoxed out of
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UPDATE: Yep, I failed to correctly predict the 2016 election outcome. Keep reading though. Welp. We’re finally here. The lights are dimming, letting everyone know to come to their seats because the show is about to start. Obama is outtie, and the job is now up to Hillary “Whoop-De-Doo” Clinton or Donald “You Gotta Be Fucking
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So, you’ve decided you’re done with this fate shit and you’re ready to risk tempting the wrath of the powers that be by defying the cosmic order and taking matters into your own grubby Tinder-swiping stubs. Welcome to electional astrology, where you can punch fate right in the balls. Of its face. You can find
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