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Why Marc Penfield’s 2:18 AM Birth Time Claim For Hillary Is A Japanese Turd Burger

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My god. This week. Required background materials needed for this post: Pour yourself a drink, stretch and get comfortable. Read this article in the Wall Street Journal. Listen to this episode of the Astrology Podcast featuring myself and Chris Brennan. Read this ISAR announcement. Read my response to it. Watch the following video: Process all […]

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Your Astrology Guide to the 2016 Presidential Debates: VP Edition

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UPDATE: Yep, I failed to correctly predict the 2016 election outcome. Keep reading though. The 2016 Vice Presidential debate will take place between Democratic Virginia Senator Tim Kaine and Republican Indiana Governor Mike Pence on Tuesday October 4th 2016, starting at 9 pm in Farmville, Virginia. Wait, wait, there’s an actual Farmville? It’s not just a

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What Tim Kaine’s Natal Chart Says About the 2016 Election And Beyond

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UPDATE: Yep, I failed to correctly predict the 2016 election outcome. Keep reading though. Since releasing Tim Kaine’s chart, I haven’t seen anyone really dive into it yet. A lot of us are going to be seeing him in action for the first time in his vice presidential debate against Mike Pence on October 4th. I

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Marc Penfield Is Kind Of Being A Jerk Right Now (UPDATE: Now He’s Less Of A Jerk)

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UPDATE 9/27/16: Mr. Penfield has decided to release the birth time he discovered in the next ISAR online newsletter, most likely by October 3rd Dear Mr. Penfield, I don’t know you. You probably don’t know me. Here’s what I do know – you’re going to be making an announcement about a purported verified birth time

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9 Things That Will Make Astrologers Go ಠ_ಠ

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Here is a list of things that should make any astrologer go ಠ_ಠ. Be forewarned: you may want to get some pillows for all the palmface/headdesk combos you’re about to endure. The big takeaway: some people really, really struggle with the zodiac. 1. This fucking armillary sphere is out to goddamn lunch. ಠ_ಠ DERP. Because that’s

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Julián and Joaquín Castro’s Birth Times Discovered

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Julián and Joaquín Castro are rising stars in the Democratic Party. Amazingly, both twins went into politics. Joaquín is a Congressman in Texas, while Julian was the mayor of San Antonio, currently the HUD Secretary and on Clinton’s VP nominee short list. Amazing to everyone that is, except to astrologers. Luckily for us, the fact that they are

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Pick the Topic of My Hypothetical ISAR Talk and Win a Free Horary!

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So…say I hypothetically have a hypothetical chance of hypothetically speaking at the ISAR conference this October, hypothetically. I’d love to know what you’d like me to hypothetically talk about! Comment on the blog, on my Facebook page or my Twitter and I will totally consider your hypothetical suggestions. The person who gives me the winning

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What Astrology Would Be Like If Millennials Invented (Ruined) It

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I was recently struck by a statement made by astrologer Samuel F. Reynolds in his “To Unlock Astrology”, a draft of a manifesto for a new Humanist astrology. Although astrology has been a global project, it’s not been a project free of power plays and assertions. For starters, the names we use for the planets

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